Toasty Conversation

Sitting down in my TV chair with a plate with a buttered slice of toast.
TCG: What’s that?

UCC: It’s toast.

TCG: How was I supposed to know?

UCC: One clue might be that it looks like toast.

TCG: What’s that white stuff on it?

UCC: Actual butter...

WISIMN: ...As opposed to the yellow lard you slather on thick enough to choke a horse.

Cat: Hmmmm.

WISIMN: Finally! The first intelligent conversational offering of the evening.