Aw, geez. I know being sober is good for your health but, then again, maybe it isn't. I'm afraid the strain of trying to censor yourself without that mellowing is gonna make you stroke out. And then the terrorists win. Remember how we all assumed the old lady would outlive the old man? I'm getting an uncomfortable flashback here, and it's not just about grandma.
While I often have scintillating conversations with my friends and neighbors, anybody can blog about that. However, the conversations inside my head are often more interesting, frequently more profane, and always more fun. I just crack myself up sometimes.
What I Said In My Head (WISIMH) is so amazing sometimes, I have to share the good news with the whole world. If you don't believe in god, a higher power, your broker, your mother, the essential goodness of man, corporate monopolies that kill us, cognitive dissonance, or even in the voices inside your own head, perhaps it's time to listen to mine.
Mission Statement
Uneasy lies the head that sleeps on a pillow of regret. Better out than in.
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Aw, geez. I know being sober is good for your health but, then again, maybe it isn't. I'm afraid the strain of trying to censor yourself without that mellowing is gonna make you stroke out. And then the terrorists win. Remember how we all assumed the old lady would outlive the old man? I'm getting an uncomfortable flashback here, and it's not just about grandma.
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