Yesterday, I made pomegranate juice and when I dumped the seeds into the juicer, some of the splashes stuck to my glasses. Later, I started seeing these red spots before my eyes.
UCC: I’m seeing red spots before my eyes. (closing my eyes) I can’t see! I can’t see!
TCG: What’s the matter? What’s the matter?
UCC: My eyes are closed! My eyes are closed!
WISIMH: One of the all-time best insertions of a Three Stooges skit into a conversation. I knock myself out sometimes, I’m so funny.