Short Belligerent Person: Bump your shopping cart into me again and I’ll punch you in the knee.
UCC: I said I was sorry. I didn’t see you because, well, because you’re short.
SBP: Well, next time look, asshole.
WISIMH: Well, surely my good little man. Although, perhaps you should wear a red flag on a long bendy stick - like kids attach to their bikes - to catch the eye of normal people. Asshole.