TCG: Are you blogging again? Don’t you have anything else to do?
UCC: I do this one or two mornings a week, and I’m retired, so bite me.
TCG: But you go away when you’re at the computer, and I miss you.
UCC: Sometimes, I have to go away, but I always come back because I have a soft spot for you.
WISIMH: And because the soft spot is in the middle of a pit of quicksand. And because it’s hard to spend all my time in your stifling presence. If I tried, I’d probably be doing harder time within six months because I haven’t yet perfected the foolproof crime or the airtight alibi.