UCC: I have to go and do the laundry.
TCG: I'd be more impressed if you'd just do me.
UCC: I'd be more impressed if you'd just do some laundry.
TCG: If you did me more often, I'd do the laundry.
WISIMH: If you'd do ANYTHING more often, I'd do you more often.
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Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer thee? I will lay my hand upon my mouth. Job 40:4)
Some 'splaining
While I often have scintillating conversations with my friends and neighbors, anybody can blog about that. However, the conversations inside my head are often more interesting, frequently more profane, and always more fun. I just crack myself up sometimes.
What I Said In My Head (WISIMH) is so amazing sometimes, I have to share the good news with the whole world. If you don't believe in god, a higher power, your broker, your mother, the essential goodness of man, corporate monopolies that kill us, cognitive dissonance, or even in the voices inside your own head, perhaps it's time to listen to mine.
Mission Statement
Uneasy lies the head that sleeps on a pillow of regret. Better out than in.
About UCC
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Bit Players
- anne nahm
- as i was saying
- devilham's attic
- fail
- godzillionaire
- i am playing outside
- lola lakely
- mock, paper, scissors
- mommy wants vodka
- monkey muck
- passably content
- STFU, Believers
- the most neglected site on the internets
- the vegetable assassin
- there i fixed it
- this is why you're fat
- University of the Bleeding Obvious
- what i like about the universe
- what i should have said
- whiskey marie
- wide lawns, narrow minds
- yo mama's blog
- your beard is good
1 comment:
Men making crude sexual jokes? This is fiction, right?
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