TCG: (driving the car one lovely afternoon) Hey, look over there! (gesturing wildly about 12:15 high)
UCC: (obligingly facing that direction and straining for some clue about what is being drawn to one’s attention. Clueless, but trying not to look impatient for falling, yet again, for that trick.)
TCG: What the hell was that?
UCC: Ok, I know, but you go first.
TCG: (Failing without trying to not look impatient) Forget about it.
UCC: Ok, no prob ---
TCG: Hey, what’s that?
WISIMH: An ancient tribal burial mound that suddenly appeared atop that parking structure? A storm cloud on the horizon bearing down on us from behind? A coven of witches in a lurid fluorescence of acid greens and chartreuse, their feline familiars screaming like banshees? A clue left at the scene of the crime in the form of a man standing on the streetcorner and twirling a sign that says something about erectile dysfunction? Is my fucking hair on fire, you douche?
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Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer thee? I will lay my hand upon my mouth. Job 40:4)
Some 'splaining
While I often have scintillating conversations with my friends and neighbors, anybody can blog about that. However, the conversations inside my head are often more interesting, frequently more profane, and always more fun. I just crack myself up sometimes.
What I Said In My Head (WISIMH) is so amazing sometimes, I have to share the good news with the whole world. If you don't believe in god, a higher power, your broker, your mother, the essential goodness of man, corporate monopolies that kill us, cognitive dissonance, or even in the voices inside your own head, perhaps it's time to listen to mine.
Mission Statement
Uneasy lies the head that sleeps on a pillow of regret. Better out than in.
About UCC
Who Are These People?
Bit Players
- anne nahm
- as i was saying
- devilham's attic
- fail
- godzillionaire
- i am playing outside
- lola lakely
- mock, paper, scissors
- mommy wants vodka
- monkey muck
- passably content
- STFU, Believers
- the most neglected site on the internets
- the vegetable assassin
- there i fixed it
- this is why you're fat
- University of the Bleeding Obvious
- what i like about the universe
- what i should have said
- whiskey marie
- wide lawns, narrow minds
- yo mama's blog
- your beard is good
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