TCG: You should know, I used the stamps on the top, in your desk.
UCC: And now I know.
TCG: I mean I used them all up, there are no more – on the top.
UCC: But there might be more stamps on the sides of my desk?
TCG: No, I mean there might be more under the papers and things stacked there.
UCC: And now I know that, too.
TCG: No, I mean there might not be any more stamps.
UCC: You’re telling me I should buy stamps?
TCG: No, you should look first to see if there are more, then buy them if there aren’t.
WHSIHS No, what you REALLY mean is you’re too fucking lazy to do more than pick stamps out of the top of the mess, and notify me of your laziness. Even though you’re going to the Post Office right now, you wouldn’t want to undertake any task involving initiative, decision making, or more than six calories to accomplish.