Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer thee? I will lay my hand upon my mouth.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
TCG: Looking at the shopping list on the frig door. That Clorox, is that regular Clorox or colored Clorox? UCC: Regular Clorox. WISIMH: That’s why I wrote “Clorox,” rather than, say, “Clorox for Colors.”
While I often have scintillating conversations with my friends and neighbors, anybody can blog about that. However, the conversations inside my head are often more interesting, frequently more profane, and always more fun. I just crack myself up sometimes.
What I Said In My Head (WISIMH) is so amazing sometimes, I have to share the good news with the whole world. If you don't believe in god, a higher power, your broker, your mother, the essential goodness of man, corporate monopolies that kill us, cognitive dissonance, or even in the voices inside your own head, perhaps it's time to listen to mine.
Uneasy lies the head that sleeps on a pillow of regret. Better out than in.