Sitting down in my TV chair with a plate with a buttered slice of toast.
TCG: What’s that?
UCC: It’s toast.
TCG: How was I supposed to know?
UCC: One clue might be that it looks like toast.
TCG: What’s that white stuff on it?
UCC: Actual butter...
WISIMN: ...As opposed to the yellow lard you slather on thick enough to choke a horse.
WISIMN: Finally! The first intelligent conversational offering of the evening.